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The Presidential Apprentice Mt-B

... And I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs Rocketman to the left of me, FAKE NEWS to the Alt-Right, Here I am, stuck in the muddle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the muddle with you, ... The Presidential Apprentice is 2017's funniest political satire. The swamp needs to be drained, the wall remains to be built, that 'nasty woman' must be incarcerated, America's self-esteem has to be bolstered so that it can be made Bigly Again, the South has been lashed by Hurricanes and is wetter than a paddy field, the Russians are coming and, after a disappointing vacation, Kim Dong-un has taken a strong dislike to Guam. These aren't challenges suited to any mere mortal. These are challenges that demand the unique skillsets of the former 'Realtor to the Oligarchs' - Donald J Tramp. Tramp is the world's greatest orator and he deployed those oral skills to pulverise his opponents during the Primaries and Presidential Election campaigns. He's also got 'the smarts' and a YUGE mandate. Now, the Presidential Apprentice occupies the most iconic chunk of real estate on the planet - The White House - but is mired in by the swamp. But, the opposition is mounting in the unlikely form of a perpetually zonked former rock star and DJ; a winner of Reality TV's 'American Idle' and an illegal Central American, Muslim economic migrant. Fear not, Tommi Hole Kreamer, and her Presidential cheerleader troupe 'The Trampettes' ride to their hero's rescue. The gags proliferate faster than FAKE NEWS in this topical political satire before the walls come tumbling down, the wheels come off and the buck stops elsewhere during the endgame