Scott Bartlett

Royal Flush Scott Bartlett

This Medieval Comedy Novel Gets Compared to Terry Pratchett - and It Won the H. R. (Bill) Percy Prize

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Absolute power corrupts absolutely - but what if you're already a terrible person?

The Kingdom is careening toward catastrophe. Meanwhile, the King is cruising seedy taverns looking for likely maidens.

The King avoids responsibility at all costs, and executes anyone who annoys him. He keeps his mother locked in his dungeon.

But deep down, what the King really wants is to be loved. So that's where he puts his energies. During his misguided search for love, he is portrayed as a cross dresser by the Kingdom Crier (the Kingdom's most popular tabloid). Shortly after, he must defend his castle against a siege, with only his royal fiddler - while attempting to steal his royal fiddler's girlfriend.

"An imaginative book of humor and satire. If you like stories that are different, bizarre, unexpected...you will enjoy Royal Flush."

- Lillie Ammann, author