Dick Handler

Meat Your Goals Dick Handler

Hey Internet... I put this book up on Amazon for this guy who lives down the street. He is pretty weird and thinks he is some sort of self-help guru. Frankly his body odor all I really remember about him. Here is what he told me to write about the book on here: "INTERWEBS!!! I AM COMING FOR YOU!! MY GENIUS IS HERE!! I AM A MEAT EATER FOR LIFE!!(TM) MY GENIUS IS, SET A GOAL ON FRIDAY AND IF YOU DON'T MEAT IT BY THE NEXT FRIDAY, YOU DON'T GET TO EAT MEAT FOR THE NEXT WEEK!!! HA! THAT IS SO EMBARRASSING THAT YOU WILL MEAT ALL OF YOUR GOALS AND NO LONGER HAVE AN EMBARRASSING TRUCK!WAIT.. DO PEOPLE PAY TO SEE WHAT I AM TELLING YOU? NO?! THEY DON'T! WELL THEN DON'T PUT THAT UP THERE! THEY WILL STEAL MY GENIUS AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF HOW PATHETIC THEIR LIVES ARE! I AM GOING TO BE RICH!!!I AM A MEAT EATER FOR LIFE!!(TM)"