Christopher Turner

Jest A Minute! Christopher Turner

Countless New Jests

Reside Inside




I must be a great lay

I heard someone say

'With that huge thing

He's The Lie-On King'




We call our electricity bill,

Sadly unpaid,

The charge

Of the lights brigade




The wife trims our hedge

With my nail scissors

'Cutting hedge technology'

Is her clipped apology
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